Father: Now, mom put me dinner because she’s not tonight.
Daughter: But what is it. and that smell!
Father: It’s pizza. I just followed an old family here, and…
Daughter: Let me see that. Oh, Dad. “What?” You’re missing a page!
Father: Oh, uh, well, uh. well I couldn’t find the second of the recipe,but don’t worry. I have plenty of experience around the house, plenty of experience cooking.
Daughter: That’s not what mom says.
Father: Well, wait, wait, here let me try a piece first. Here, let me, let me cool this off here. Ohhh, yeah. Oh, this is
Daughter: Yeah right. Why are you making that face?
Father: Well, well, it’s just, just for me. That’s all.
Daughter: Let me try it Dad. Uh. Dad. You put a little too much salt in it and besides it’s burned. “Well” And what’s that?
Father: Oh, well, well, that’s just part of my own to the recipe. I added some pumpkin.
Daughter: Oh, not another one of your . Pumpkin doesn’t go on pizza!
Father: Well, okay, well, so what? Uh, what do we do now?
Daughter: Well, how about some cold cereal. You can’t on that, Dad.